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Work funny
Apr. 24th, 2012 03:07 pmAt the moment I am working on some very old books from the Thompson Collection, which is a collection of material for the teaching of classics. I have just catalogued this gem:
Outlines of ancient history, from the Deluge to the division of the Roman Empire; compiled from the writings of the most approved authors.
(note that self-published twaddle is nothing new)
What really amused me though, was the preface, which I am going to copy out in full for you all here
Courteous reader,
The ocean of history, whose waves have so often been ploughed by vessels of ample dimensions and costly freight, is now to be traversed by a humble barkm whose commander is not entirely destitute of that spirit which may be called in him ambition, since the object of his exercise is usefulness, and who has consequently ventured to launch his frail skiff upon the deep; trusting that, should it escape the rocks and shoals of malevolent criticism, it may meet with some favourable breeze, which will allow it to "pursue the triumph and partake the gale"
Outlines of ancient history, from the Deluge to the division of the Roman Empire; compiled from the writings of the most approved authors.
(note that self-published twaddle is nothing new)
What really amused me though, was the preface, which I am going to copy out in full for you all here
Courteous reader,
The ocean of history, whose waves have so often been ploughed by vessels of ample dimensions and costly freight, is now to be traversed by a humble barkm whose commander is not entirely destitute of that spirit which may be called in him ambition, since the object of his exercise is usefulness, and who has consequently ventured to launch his frail skiff upon the deep; trusting that, should it escape the rocks and shoals of malevolent criticism, it may meet with some favourable breeze, which will allow it to "pursue the triumph and partake the gale"
